King of the Hill

How to Play: There is a hill, and your aim is to get it and own it for yourself. You can achieve this in anyway possible so you must be creative. When you get the hill, at the end of your post you must say "MY HILL", otherwise it is open for anybody to take. No god-modding and no being the hill. (I did that once, lol, but don't). Oh, and you are not alowed to work with other people. You must acheive the hill on your own accord and steal it from everybody.

Here is an example:
Person 1: I have the hill. MY HILL.
Person 2: I take out a sniper rifle and shoot person 1 in the face and steal the hill. MY HILL.
Person 3: I tell Chuck Norris that person 2 called him a douchebag. When person 2 is being roundhouse kicked in the face, I steal the hill.
Person 1: (Person 3 didn't say MY HILL) MY HILL.
And so on and so forth.

I shall start with the hill.

I find a beutiful hill in the woods. MY HILL.

I push polerberr down the hill. MY HILL

I throw coconuts at Nienzy until she falls down. MY HILL.

I summon an army of mimes which creep polerberr out until he is forced to leave the hill. MY HILL

I get monkeys to throw poop at you until you gross out and run away. MY HILL. xD

I roll around in a puddle of radioactive waste and gain heat vision. I then used my new heat vision and burn polerberr to ashes. MY HILL

Uses super mighty idiotic powers of sheer randomness and manage to annoy Nienzy off teh hill. MY HILL NOAW nayahhaa

I find Nyancat and throw her/him at you and you fall of the hill due to pure awesomeness. MY HILL

I make Justin Bieber sing and you die and fall off the hill. MY HILL.

((Yes you can kill people because they just come back to life in their nest post ((The magic of forums xD))))

Uses the stench of sibling's shoes to fill your noses with distraction smells. MY HILL

I tell the police that Mary has been doing bad things and they arrest her and drag her off the hill. MY HILL

While in jail I report chu and they also grab chu off teh hill. MY HILLL

I break out of jail, tie Mary up, and throw her down the hill. MY HILL

*tyhrows rotting cheese and Nienzy* MY HILL

I get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick you in the face and you run from the hill. MY HILL.

I find PO the dragon warrior to kung-fu you away from the hill. MY HILL

I get poachers to kill Po. MY HILL.

(Lol don't get me wrong I HATE poachers and I love Po xD)

*Uses the power of MOE anime characters to over take the kingdom* MY HILL

Uses Crutiatus curse until Mary begs for mercy and gets off the hill. MY HILL.

Sends Maleficent to go destroy you along with an army of heartless. Who eat your heart. MY HILL

*Uses more MOE anime character toy army to take over hill* MY HILLL

Grabs a handful of Bakugan who come alive and decimate your entire toy army. MY HILL

Uses a grenade to blow everybody off the hill. then I reinforce it with an army of angry gingers.

*Uses Yugioh monsters to destroy you.* MY HILLL

Distracts you with Nyan cat song. Kick you off the hill. MY HILL.